Just thought up a corny joke while driving to office today:

[set in a time before the "great writer" Shobha De was married]
So this guy, a business tycoon in his seventies, comes to her house to ask for her hand in marriage.
The father flatly refuses. On this, the mother says to the old man:
Yeh aapko Shobha nahi deta!

I said it was corny.